Confessions Of A Small Dog
by issy
i feel like a BIG dog
i ate the butter, but let the cat take the blame
i want to be the ONLY alfa dog
i think i am part human, therefore i deserve human food
i pooped on the rug because i didn't want to go out in the rain
i am addicted to dry crusty cat turds from the litter box
i don't like it when you talk to me in baby talk
i hear selectively
when you are gone i sleep on your bed with my head on your pillow
sometimes i wish you were a dog