Confessions Of A Small Dog

Confessions Of A Small Dog      

                 by issy

i feel like a BIG dog

i ate the butter, but let the cat take the blame

i want to be the ONLY alfa dog

i think i am part human, therefore i deserve human food

i pooped on the rug because i didn't want to go out in the rain

i am addicted to dry crusty cat turds from the litter box

i don't like it when you talk to me in baby talk

i hear selectively

when you are gone i sleep on your bed with my head on your pillow

sometimes i wish you were a dog